Put Your Head On My Shoulder by auxkabel (cablecurrent) [M]
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Tags: Crack, Episode-Like, Pre S2 Canon Divergence
I love Crack Treated Seriously. Hazbin is perfect for it, because the cartoony way the characters act is just treated like how things are for those in Hell (and that people are even stupider when alive). This is 7634 words of Vox's body wandering off while he's detached (for sex reasons) and then Vox, Val, and Velvette have to find where his body ended up.
His body ended up at the Hazbin Hotel.
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( After Reading )
Tags: Crack, Episode-Like, Pre S2 Canon Divergence
I love Crack Treated Seriously. Hazbin is perfect for it, because the cartoony way the characters act is just treated like how things are for those in Hell (and that people are even stupider when alive). This is 7634 words of Vox's body wandering off while he's detached (for sex reasons) and then Vox, Val, and Velvette have to find where his body ended up.
His body ended up at the Hazbin Hotel.
Lines to make you really want to read:
By Lilith's magnificent tits
Familiarizing Vox with the intricacies of dealing with the ancient evil of the underground would cook his poor white man brain.
Or maybe because it looks like Val and him have spliced into some form of misshapen two-headed creature that has no right to be alive.
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Red Skies and Valentino by alternatedoom (E)
Mar. 3rd, 2026 01:53 pmvoxandvice posting in veesgossipFic Link
Tags: Abuse, Dubious Consent, PolyVees, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Horrible People in Love
Author Summary: "Vox and I are special friends, doll. Go give him a kiss," Val says to the boy.
I LOVE this fic. I don't usually read PolyVees but this one was so interesting. Angel Dust goes through really horrible stuff so please mind the tags. The relationship dynamics are super interesting, between Vox, Val and Velvette, Vox and Val, Val and Angel Dust, and Vox and Angel Dust. I'm a sucker for Vox being jealous of Angel Dust so if you like reading that, then you should definitely read this fic!
Val and Vox are horrible people who do horrible things even to each other, but they do love each other terribly and I think that's really fun to read.
queen of the castle by lua [T]
Feb. 25th, 2026 03:09 pmwrittenwordsaloud posting in veesgossipFic Link
Tags: Velvette-centric, Vees Friendship, Mentioned Violence, Compentence
1625 words of Velvette having a moment with an idiot before one of her shows, which she takes care of herself because she wants to, but puts her in a bad mood for the rest of the night. Fortunately, Vox and Val are always there to try to help, even if she doesn't need it, and make her feel bett
( After Reading )
Tags: Velvette-centric, Vees Friendship, Mentioned Violence, Compentence
1625 words of Velvette having a moment with an idiot before one of her shows, which she takes care of herself because she wants to, but puts her in a bad mood for the rest of the night. Fortunately, Vox and Val are always there to try to help, even if she doesn't need it, and make her feel bett
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Malicious Compliance by UnholyAngelDust [E]
Feb. 25th, 2026 02:01 pmwrittenwordsaloud posting in veesgossipFic Link
Tags: Foot Massage, Anal Sex, Val Indulging Vox's God Complex
2953 words of Val wanting to fuck Vox, Vox refusing, and then not refusing. Because of course he gives in.
( After Reading )
Tags: Foot Massage, Anal Sex, Val Indulging Vox's God Complex
2953 words of Val wanting to fuck Vox, Vox refusing, and then not refusing. Because of course he gives in.
( After Reading )
Featherstone by spoondrifts [T]
Feb. 24th, 2026 07:52 amwrittenwordsaloud posting in veesgossipFic Link
Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Accidental Baby Acquisition, Fluff & Humor
7872 words of the Vees taking care of a baby so they can get a contract from a Goetia. One of the earliest Vees stories I ever read and always a good one to go back to.
( After Reading )
Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Accidental Baby Acquisition, Fluff & Humor
7872 words of the Vees taking care of a baby so they can get a contract from a Goetia. One of the earliest Vees stories I ever read and always a good one to go back to.
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raging blue by dreampuffed [NR]
Feb. 23rd, 2026 03:27 pmwrittenwordsaloud posting in veesgossipFic link
Tags: Drabble sequence, First Meeting, Strip Club
600 words of very dense description of Val's immediate attraction to Vox. If anyone tells you that you need a lot of words to get a concept across, show them this fic to prove them otherwise.
( After Reading )
Tags: Drabble sequence, First Meeting, Strip Club
600 words of very dense description of Val's immediate attraction to Vox. If anyone tells you that you need a lot of words to get a concept across, show them this fic to prove them otherwise.
( After Reading )
Loud and Clear by EldritchVulpine [g]
Feb. 23rd, 2026 03:02 pmwrittenwordsaloud posting in veesgossipFic link
Tags: Soft Vees, Fluff, Found Family, No Dialogue
1085 words of what each Vee does for the other two to show they care. So many actions, big and small, which makes this fic the epitome of softness.
( After Reading )
Tags: Soft Vees, Fluff, Found Family, No Dialogue
1085 words of what each Vee does for the other two to show they care. So many actions, big and small, which makes this fic the epitome of softness.
( After Reading )